In amongst a fun evening of randomly kicking Xolts from #bit-tech dom_ posted possibly the best line in the entire World. I’m leaving it here out of context cos it’s even better that way, although, if you really must know, it was a conversation about dating Faeries…
[dom_] could you imagine licking out a bee?

I think the time for asking for voluntary redundancy is getting closer. I can’t stand the crap I get every day. Work sux, they pay me waaaay too little for all the shit I do helping out other people that can’t even be arsed to turn up. I’m getting bitter about it and the whole [...]

Wooo! Update on the IRC Bible, this time, Matthew:26:
http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/
:oD

In a hmmphh mood tonight. Some 16 yr old German kid decides that, rather than PM-ing me on Quakenet to see if I’ll let him have the nick Hex, he’ll get all of his mates in #hexrulez to start flooding me with CTCP Version requests. He had so many of them and all their bots [...]

Bugger, I keep forgetting to write in this thing!
I haven’t been up to very much. Had a totally horrendous day on Friday where I lost the plot after missing my train home and Chris drove out to pick me up and take me home. Work was just so shit. I needed to get so much [...]

I am sooooo tired. Already! I slept loads last night too. I wonder what’s doing this to me, I haven’t had white bread in ages :o/
Chris got back from Spain OK. He brought me back chocolate & alcohol so that’s all good :oD
I’ve just ordered some Corsair PC3200 DDR… finger’s crossed this works on that [...]

This is probably one of the funniest things I’ve read in a very long time. Anyone familiar with IRC should definitely give it a read. Basically it’s the decrypted IRC logs for the Bible. Absolute classic entertainment.
I am now onto sorting out my CDs. I have too much junk! Where did it all come from?!? [...]