I’ve managed to let myself get thoroughly bored. I can’t actually remember what I’ve done lately.. this is more a recap for myself:

Monday
Did the usual and went to The Fez at the last minute. James got me in for free though – woo, yay, etc. Shame everyone I knew buggered off early. No idea where James went, but he never came back so I went home via another boozer – tsk…

Wednesday
Went to The Blagrave with some people I used to work with at the very last minute. They watched football, I sat around waiting for it to end. Pretty much everyone agreed I am much happier now I’ve left work. Met some randoms in the Turtle again though. Yayness! Apparently I have nice teeth…

Friday
Tried to buy shoes for Karen’s wedding, bought trousers instead. Damn Schuh for not having my size… damn me for having big feet Went to ZeroDegrees with Claire. Food was ace. Man next to me nicked my olives. Claire has informed me I was being chatted up… I was oblivious… Saw a tired & sweaty Chris after his day of moving to his new flat. Sooo jealous! No-one was in the Purtle or Turks, so I was good and had a really early night.

Saturday
Karen’s wedding. Wore stupid semi-smart clothes. Felt uncomfortable the whole time. Wished I’d worn jeans & a t-shirt so I could have had more fun. Justin got absolutely wankered. Much hilarity ensued, although being the very last guests to leave and the car journey back weren’t quite as much fun… Poor Matt for enduring it all sober!!

Sunday
Died. Got messages about going out, but they didn’t get to me until it was too late. Got annoyed with staying in

Monday
Shopped! Met up with Chris & James, did The Fez Club thingy for free again. Saw Dezzy for 2s before he disappeared and never returned. Probably the only time I’ll go to that place and know people… and I didn’t even speak to them!

Wednesday
Cocking postman didn’t ring the doorbell so my new corset is now back at the bloody Post Office. Not impressed. Have to try & get there tomorrow to pick it up. HASSLE! Made a fantastic chocolate cake. It is awesome. I make the best cakes. Staying in is making me antsy…

Thursday
Going to see Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip at The Fez Club – should fuckin’ rule

Friday
Going out to get royally smashed with Robyn. Starting off in posh boozers, gonna end up at the Purtle, you just knows it. Hopefully it will be messy and involve limbs ’n’ shit. Maybe I can burn some bloke’s earlobe again. That was always a laugh…

Saturday
Off to see Mark Thomas at 21 South Street with Chris. Very much looking forward to this & getting mucho drunko afters.

Sunday
Sleepies!! Yeah right…