and again…

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon josienutter (65 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed dakari_mane to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (725 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
vodka_satonic

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