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Dear Santa…Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In January and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, (-5000 points). Last Friday I pulled ‘s hair (-5 points). In October I pulled over and changed ‘s flat tire (15 points). In February I donated bone marrow to in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4740 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
vodka_satonic

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Published: December 15th, 2005 at 12:10
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