2005 was horrendous, like being 23 all over again. 2006 has to be better. I plan to get pets, and go out less, and slowly re-hermitise as people just aren’t worth the grief. I’ll see if I can get any work to do with animal shelters, etc. I’m going to start practising my icelandic with [...]

NOTE TO SELF: The locks have been changed, remove the old key from the keyring when you get home. You ditzy cow. I could see myself getting locked out on Xmas Eve otherwise…

First off, Vicks First Defence doesn’t work. I took it at the very start of the cold and it’s developed into a nasty thing anyway. Makes me wonder what the Vicks stuff was for as it stings like hell, makes me sneeze and tasted foul for hours. :o/ So I am officially a snot monster [...]

Christmas Shopping is now complete! Looks like I’ve managed to spend almost identical amounts on people without even trying which is ace :oD I also got all my BTO Bird Counts up to date. Been slacking for almost 2 months with that. :os ‘Now have a nasty sore throat, I think it was from all [...]

Oh Great Cthulhu! I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year. In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon josienutter (65 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed dakari_mane to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph [...]

Dear Santa…Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In January and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, (-5000 points). Last Friday I pulled ‘s hair (-5 points). In October I pulled over and changed ‘s flat tire (15 points). In February I donated bone marrow to in [...]

Nah, still don’t understand it, still don’t like it. Looks like I’m going to be single for a very long time indeed…

Amazingly only 4 people seriously injured apparently: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4517962.stm Looks like the smoke’s reached Berkshire. There’s a dull grey film across the sky. Quite mental really, they showed a satellite image and the smoke is covering most of the South East already.

How cute is that: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4501152.stm New mammals being discovered is pretty cool.